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Woke Jesus
Want proof that Jesus was a woke socialist? Look no further than these classic quotes straight from the Bible.
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HGTV Presents: House Squatters
Просмотров 299 тыс.День назад
Will squatters Kayla and Crackhead Steve find their dream home? Find out on this episode of House Squatters! Cigar Page guarantees the lowest cigar prices and the best service in the nation. Visit www.cigarpage.com/squat for your special offer #hgtv #house #comedy #babylonbee #satire
The Trump Bible Translation
Просмотров 154 тыс.14 дней назад
YUGE NEWS! There's a new Donald Trump Version of the Bible, and we've got the exclusive clip of Trump reciting his favorite verses. Imagine watching the Bible with colorful animations, dramatic audio, and an authentic Bible script. Now you can with the new iBIBLE App! A perfect tool for families and the next generation to interact with God’s Word on their phones: www.iBIBLEapp.com #bible #chris...
Travis Interviews The World feat. Jordan B. Peterson
Просмотров 313 тыс.21 день назад
World, meet Travis. Travis, meet the world. In this first episode of our new show Travis Interviews the World, our very own Travis embarks upon his quest to talk to every single person on the face of the planet. First up is Canadian man Jordan B. Peterson. See Dr. Jordan B Peterson LIVE for his new book tour "We Who Wrestle with God": www.jordanbpeterson.com/events/ Invest in gold and silver, o...
TRAILER: Travis Interviews the World ft. Jordan B Peterson
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OUT NOW: ruclips.net/video/s6IgyEYfLqw/видео.html The Babylon Bee presents a brand-new interview show: Travis Interviews the World - with our first guest, the apparently well-known Canadian man Dr. Jordan B Peterson (@JordanBPeterson). #interview #comedy #dailywire #babylonbee
Tulsi Gabbard Left The Woke War Party
Просмотров 71 тыс.Месяц назад
Tulsi Gabbard joins The Babylon Bee to talk about her experience with the war machine, the underbelly of politics, and why she had to leave the Democratic Party. Tulsi’s new book For Love Of Country: Leave The Democrat Party is up for pre-order and will be available on April 30th: www.amazon.com/Love-Country-left-Democratic-Party/dp/1684514851 00:00:00 ALOHA owns the atheists 00:04:47 How to sh...
Tyrus Hates Planet Fitness And Threatened To Punch Piers Morgan
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Tyrus is back on The Babylon Bee to talk about his abiding hatred for Planet Fitness, how trans activists aren’t Rosa Parks, and threatening Piers Morgan. The episode is brought to you by Alliance Defending Freedom: joinADF.com/bee Previous appearance of Tyrus on the The Babylon Bee podcast: ruclips.net/video/itS-JsUGFd0/видео.html Tyrus now has a new show on OutKick called Maintaining With Tyr...
Roman Soldiers Excited For Super-Easy Job Guarding Tomb Of Some Jewish Guy
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These two Roman soldiers totally lucked out: their next assignment is to guard the tomb of some dead Jewish guy. How hard could it be? Imagine watching the Bible with colorful animations, dramatic audio, and an authentic Bible script. Now you can on the new @RevelationMediaGlobal iBIBLE App. Download on the Apple App Store or visit www.iBIBLEapp.com #easter #christian #jesus #comedy #bible #bab...
Inside Biden's Head: The Inside Out Parody
Просмотров 561 тыс.Месяц назад
Inside Biden's Head: The Inside Out Parody
Introducing The Biden Bible Translation
Просмотров 392 тыс.Месяц назад
Introducing The Biden Bible Translation
7 More Gun-Free Tactics To Defend Your Home
Просмотров 535 тыс.2 месяца назад
7 More Gun-Free Tactics To Defend Your Home
Gina Carano Talks Mass Cancellation, Disney Lawsuit, And Faith
Просмотров 180 тыс.2 месяца назад
Gina Carano Talks Mass Cancellation, Disney Lawsuit, And Faith
Public School vs. Homeschool: Know the Difference
Просмотров 356 тыс.2 месяца назад
Public School vs. Homeschool: Know the Difference
Man In Critical Condition After Hearing Slightly Different Viewpoint
Просмотров 457 тыс.2 месяца назад
Man In Critical Condition After Hearing Slightly Different Viewpoint
The Church Police
Просмотров 236 тыс.2 месяца назад
The Church Police
Satan: He Gets Us
Просмотров 277 тыс.2 месяца назад
Satan: He Gets Us
Satan Announces Early Retirement Thanks To TikTok
Просмотров 412 тыс.3 месяца назад
Satan Announces Early Retirement Thanks To TikTok
Biden’s Greatest Accomplishments From 2023
Просмотров 514 тыс.3 месяца назад
Biden’s Greatest Accomplishments From 2023
FACTS Extended Version: Ben Shapiro's Missing Rap Verses
Просмотров 342 тыс.3 месяца назад
FACTS Extended Version: Ben Shapiro's Missing Rap Verses
Vivek Talks Election Integrity, Censorship, And That One 7-Eleven Joke
Просмотров 448 тыс.3 месяца назад
Vivek Talks Election Integrity, Censorship, And That One 7-Eleven Joke
The Babylon Bee Presents: Our 100% Accurate Predictions For 2024
Просмотров 427 тыс.3 месяца назад
The Babylon Bee Presents: Our 100% Accurate Predictions For 2024
Planned Parenthood Marketing Team Rebrands Baby Murder As 'Women's Healthcare'
Просмотров 297 тыс.3 месяца назад
Planned Parenthood Marketing Team Rebrands Baby Murder As 'Women's Healthcare'
Great Things To Say To Your Wife While She's On Her Period
Просмотров 324 тыс.4 месяца назад
Great Things To Say To Your Wife While She's On Her Period
The Bee’s Best of 2023 Video Compilation
Просмотров 287 тыс.4 месяца назад
The Bee’s Best of 2023 Video Compilation
Terrifying Signs of Extreme Right-Wing Behavior
Просмотров 516 тыс.4 месяца назад
Terrifying Signs of Extreme Right-Wing Behavior
FBI Arrests Babylon Bee Actor Siaka Massaquoi
Просмотров 789 тыс.4 месяца назад
FBI Arrests Babylon Bee Actor Siaka Massaquoi
Biden's Long-Lost Western! Featuring JP Sears
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Biden's Long-Lost Western! Featuring JP Sears
“The Price Is Rising” with Joe Biden
Просмотров 852 тыс.5 месяцев назад
“The Price Is Rising” with Joe Biden
Hamas Terrorist Explains Complex, Nuanced Goals In Palestinian Conflict
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Hamas Terrorist Explains Complex, Nuanced Goals In Palestinian Conflict
The ONLY Times Men Are Allowed To Cry
Просмотров 246 тыс.5 месяцев назад
The ONLY Times Men Are Allowed To Cry

Комментарии

  • @Casualseb
    @Casualseb 59 секунд назад

    LEAVE JESUS OUT OF THIS YOUR TAKING THIS TOO FAR AND TAKING THE BIBLE VERSE OUT OF CONTEXT!!

  • @1231kenzie
    @1231kenzie 7 минут назад

    Intelligence is not just defined by a piece of paper. A doctor goes to uni to learn what was created by the person that discovered the theories, know as way setters. the person that follows the way setters is no more intelligent than the original. Mind that created the knowledge originally xxx

  • @dzamadzama_llama4536
    @dzamadzama_llama4536 9 минут назад

    Jesus loves us

  • @warmsunnytoday4535
    @warmsunnytoday4535 12 минут назад

    2:40 mark Jesus said tater tot gender and I was thinking the cafeteria potatoe dish but it actually is slang, per my internet search, for a super gay guy.

  • @Casualseb
    @Casualseb 17 минут назад

    This is unhinged and weird at the same time wtf does this even suppose to mean?

  • @eddyk4062
    @eddyk4062 24 минуты назад

    Nicely done, Ah, brings back sweet woke memories from "He Gets us" foot washing Super Bowl commercial 🙂

  • @tmauntler
    @tmauntler 25 минут назад

    I’ve been laughing out loud this entire video 😂

  • @DrHz93
    @DrHz93 34 минуты назад

    Don't get what you want to explain but don't disrespect My God and Savior Jesus Christ by making Him how ever you want.....Its not cool

  • @UnwaveringBackBone
    @UnwaveringBackBone 38 минут назад

    With this dude, there's literally no need for Satan. Just let this dude raise hell and get ppl damned ... stumbling residually

  • @CheetahSnowLeopard
    @CheetahSnowLeopard 47 минут назад

    Jesus isn’t a toy. Be careful.

    • @larsbeauregard
      @larsbeauregard 13 минут назад

      grow down into the earth.. and then grow up.

  • @Recollections.May.Vary.
    @Recollections.May.Vary. 58 минут назад

    Not a weeper 😢😂😂😂

  • @myZisfantastic
    @myZisfantastic Час назад

    Man you got the whole point, you’ re a true feminist 👏

  • @nullme5
    @nullme5 Час назад

    I guess if such stupid debates exists let's just call each other as it / that. As for these debates would not advance our civilization, it must be ceased.

  • @lcs-salam
    @lcs-salam Час назад

    Now do MAGA Jesus.

    • @spookyghost3845
      @spookyghost3845 43 минуты назад

      “thou shall not lie…. except if its about the election, then lie and say it was stolen.”

  • @Elijah-sv9yt
    @Elijah-sv9yt Час назад

    Boils

  • @robertpollock8617
    @robertpollock8617 Час назад

    I loved this video. Great job!

  • @plumtiger1
    @plumtiger1 Час назад

    Seeing Jesus say these things really demonstrates how stupid woke people sound. 😂

  • @sahebbeshra7659
    @sahebbeshra7659 Час назад

    What about me gender Pokemon and my brother RUclips - man

  • @gweilospur5877
    @gweilospur5877 Час назад

    It’s not even valid because contestants in a spelling bee can’t ask for definitions, only for sentences with the word in context.

  • @TheQuarterbackX
    @TheQuarterbackX Час назад

    It's not just people from Ca, but also NY. I'm in Tx, and had a neighbor, who was from NY, have a sign in his yard for ORork. His job supposed moved him here. He was working in the oil industry. Yet, the far left tries to argue to eliminate fossil fuels, such as oil. It's as if he is voting to have his job removed. Talk about short sightedness.

  • @tinkerbellmae
    @tinkerbellmae Час назад

    Omg yep this is now what world we r living in its very sad

  • @chuck4221
    @chuck4221 Час назад

    “It’s my job to be a black woman”, sounds like they copied Kamala Harris speech.....hahaha

  • @thepostofficeprince8819
    @thepostofficeprince8819 Час назад

    Big butter Jesus, sweet cream cheesus

  • @lizpleszkoch403
    @lizpleszkoch403 Час назад

    Cocaine bear gender!

  • @Dread_Pirate_Roberts_2013
    @Dread_Pirate_Roberts_2013 Час назад

    Let me tell you folks, it's easier for a golden camel to pass through the eye of a needle than for a rich guy like me to get into heaven. But don't worry, I've got the best needle threaders, the best, believe me. We're gonna make heaven great again, tremendous!

  • @Dread_Pirate_Roberts_2013
    @Dread_Pirate_Roberts_2013 Час назад

    I loved this one, quite funny indeed XD

  • @drewneedsmoresleep6680
    @drewneedsmoresleep6680 Час назад

    I’m not going to lie I’m looking forward to my two hour horse ride to and from work. We even have a nice area for a barn to park the horses. Not sure who’s gonna keep it clean, but that’s not my problem.

  • @molotulo8808
    @molotulo8808 Час назад

    This is why I have returned to the Gods and Goddesses of my ancestors. I never forgive or forget. There is no sin, but there i pay back.

  • @Banban_tv
    @Banban_tv Час назад

    Next time don't invite stupid people please

  • @neilhuang3041
    @neilhuang3041 Час назад

    but making fun using Jesus Christ is going too far

  • @KeoniHillier
    @KeoniHillier Час назад

    She went to the abortion clinjc